My side of the story... by Buster..

I sure wanted to go outside and see what was going on in the back yard. But My mom says "No Buster,  it is too wet and I have to gather eggs. You stay!" I am sitting here watching her leave... That wet ground is right outside my window and I can see a few birds there at the feeder. Here she comes..... she is  bringing in the eggs and one is really tiny...I wonder if she will  give it to me in my bowl..I like eggs ya know?  When she came in and didn't give me an egg I decided I would sneak out the door first chance I got...to  see for myself just how wet it was. Thanks to my dad...He let me out...Well, It certainly was sloppy & muddy & wet! And nothing to do out  there, the birds all flew away and the squirrel was gone too...
As I sat at the back door waiting to be let back in... I knew I was in trouble... here came mom... with my fluffy towel .... I didn't think she would put me in the tub...but she did... she was kinda mad at me  for a little while... lucky I like a bath huh? I wonder why the chickens don't get in trouble like I do...